: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
How do I introduce myself to her without coming off as "the guy who jacks-off to her profile pic"?
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
how do i say, "my ex is going to be at this party so don't look like shit" without sounding like a bitch?
There is a pink thong attached to a bottle of svedka hanging from my ceiling fan..is this yours?
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
It's the first weekend of the school year and I'm already selling stuff for booze. Need a microwave?
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