Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
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I need you to use more vowels.
slow down on the beer.. we don't need another pentabong projectile hot dog incident
I got offered a handle of vodka and tomato soup to bring his dog home. He knows me all too well.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I have an ideal penis or slightly above ideal penis in every country that isn't ruined by the specter of communism
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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