ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
No, trust me. Falling down the stairs is a fucking sobering experience.
The last thing I remember was doing a line in the shape of Texas
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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