Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
I like that our conversation ended with "im gonna go get pregnant goodnight"
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
You look wasted in ALL of the pictures I just saw you in.
That can't be good for your liver!
Thanks for caring mom.
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