But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
like are we talking 'quick beer' bad or 'break out the real vodka' bad
in other news i got caramel vodka poured on me. upside, i smell amazing
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
I get sad thinking about all the sex I’m missing out on because of the virus
I instituted “quarantine and chill” months ago. It’s not like penises go soft just because they’re working at home.
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