The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I learned an important lesson last night: Jameson giveth, but Jameson also taketh away.
Cruelly.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
as he was bent over the toilet, he turned to me and said "barbarian kyle is much stronger than regular kyle" and then went right back to puking.
Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
We started off talking about nice cuddling and you turned it into fucking with a Santa hat on...
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
When you wake up with a bow tie and mustache drawn on your penis, you know you had a good night.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
Please stop telling my mom she doesn't have nipples when she's been drinking. You know shell show you. Forcefully.
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