first i yelled "you cant get it up?" and then in the middle of it i opened a Corona
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
I almost bumped into a man wrapped only in a blanket at 10 am
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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