Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
My gynecologist inadvertently complimented your penis.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I guess the study abroad went badly, I gave him a joint and he just smoked it and cried all the way from the airport
He tied me to the bed, fucked me and left me tied up until he proved to his room mates that he actually fucked me. But other than that, best sex ever!
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
woke with Taco Bell next to me in bed and people's shoe sizes written on my arm.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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