I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
dad just smoked me out. he's yelling at room service for not giving him cookies and milk with his towels...we're both too high to know if thats a legit complaint.
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
In a min. With a stripper at the hospital. Business. Not pleasure.
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
The people at subway are so judgy when you stop to get a sandwhich on your walk of shame
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
and i do believe that will be the last time you send me a photograph of our mother in her underwear.
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
you ran up to the police and said "fuck the police shit we living in hell ". Then you dropped your Margarita and said "Darby Out" lol
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
I REMEMBER NUGGETS BEING THERE BUT WE WERE AT A TACO BELL
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
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