The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
And the horses in Central Park have blankets. And Rafiki just told me "it is time" in the back of our cab.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
This is possibly the most humiliating moment of my life. I have diarrhea, in a port-a-potty, at the Renaissance Festival.
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
He was so wasted he lit his sink on fire with shit he found in his room....it was smokeless. Chemistry majors drunk = the coolest shit ever.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Did I tell you I drunk fucked my one roommate last week
Uh no
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