This dress was meant to end up on your floor
I woke up this morning and "The Wood" was on tv. Touche TBS, touche.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
We decided that the paper cups disintegrating was god's way of telling us we had had enough
For u too. Could be years before u have a finger in ur ass
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
Randomize
