Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i'm like carrie bradshaw but prettier and with a penis
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
life lesson# 3: saying thank you on a subway really means "im not a native new yorker, so please feel free to touch my ass"
hmm. interesting. explain how you came across this knowledge.
i sneezed. he said bless you. i said thank you. he groped. i again said thank you.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
It's a line of coke at 10 a.m. kind of Saturday. Don't be a pussy about life.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
THE VODKA TRAIN IS NOW PULLING INTO THE STATION
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
You like pics of my balls that much?
I am at the store looking at frames as we text...
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