I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
she just waddled down the stairs behind me and puked and kind of reached for me but i sped up. does that make me a bad person?
The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
im getting a BJ in a closet
and a penguin just handed me a bong
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
We just leapfrogged all the way to the bar.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I just hip-checked Santa and stole his cab.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
She's licking the vodka she spilled off the desk
Aaaaand now she's drinking it out of the shot glass like a cat
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
Stop thinking about me and go on your date... at least I got the glitter off your face first.
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