It is pretty awful out and I still haven't put on pants yet.
well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
apparently farting at a cop is considered assault.
At least with the last gf I made it clear that I wanted to breakup when I pissed on her floor @ 3am as her roommate watched in contempt
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
Have introduced beer-pong to my work's Tuesday lunches.
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
It took me 3 tries to get up the front steps. They kept me motivated by waving taco bell just out of my reach. Surprisingly effective.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
After getting rejected by him, I got a strangely pleasant dick pic from an unknown number with the caption: "I hope this gets you through the night ;)" It's like the Cock-Gods were shining down upon me.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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