The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
I wish there was a facebook app that filtered my notifications to show only the ones having to do with people who'll fuck me.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
Mr. Clingalot just ran from our apartment. What the hell?
I started to cry afterward and mumble random things. Examples: "God, please don't make me be so gay anymore" and "my mom is going to be so proud of me for fucking a dude this time." It was that or let him stay the night and cuddle. I mean, fuck that horrible shit I'm a girl that needs her space.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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