My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
i bought a pregnancy test with dimes. Is that trashy?
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Totally just made a post sex emergency cupcake run. My life is awesome.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Why is there a business card for people who need bail bonds in my wallet...
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
Trying to decide if I'm relieved or disappointed that I didn't receive any fuck boi calls on nye
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