that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Quick, to the slutcave!
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
I love being Chipotle's first beer sale of the morning.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
sounds like it. if it makes you feel better i blew up a $75000 farm tractor last night.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
my paper on vitamins just turned into a 2 hour tangent google search on what i should buy to best cure a hangover. I need to stop getting high before homework
Good. Sleepy. In the middle of a pregnancy scare. The usual.
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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