You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I hope my theory books are in my locker, but if not, I guess I can always share with you.
Who said I want to share with you?
You've sucked my dick, I'm pretty sure you don't care if I look at your theory book.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Steve is gonna hang his bear rug on the wall because he doesn't trust us not to have sex on it...
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
I thought if I bought the most expensive pregnancy test I would look like I had my life together
extra points if i make kids and or the elderly cry
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I may or may not have spiked my gatorade to get through a game of monopoly with these children.
aloe plants are like gummy bears with an exoskeleton, but with healing powers instead of deliciousness.
are you on the drugs???
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