the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
you kept running around the room with a flask shouting "so much room for activities!" then someone tripped you and you passed out
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I fucked him in the bathroom at Cedar Point. if it hadn't been for me already combining my two favorite things in the world the whole bathroom thing would have been a little disgusting.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
Luke did at least 8 shots of pure mayonnaise last night. I am not sure if that is better or worse than my 2 cement mixers?
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
my liver is dry heaving
also, my mom just called to make sure the dick tattoo on your arm was fake..
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
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