with your own penis?
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
Its about making memories worth repressing
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Not enough. Tell the person next to you to give you their drink. I give you permission. And then chug it. Be a hero tonight.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
The party got hot, we all started raging, took off some clothes, someone threw me in the shower and we all kept raging. Nude Rager, I was there at the point of conception.
you were drunkenly making out with a 20-something in front of your wife. at least the guy your wife left with was decent looking.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
my ex's current girlfriend held my hair as I threw up. new low.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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