A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
The party went downhill once the fire department had to be called to put out the kitchen fire.
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
You left me a note that said "The Earth is blowing up. Bring the Rosé." WTF.
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