I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
just stared at ed norton's ass for 26 miles. if there was ever an incentive to run a marathon, that was it. my life is perfect.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
The cops are here to take me to jail, so I guess I have to go with them. If I'm not out by 6 p.m., there is some left-over lasagna in the fridge for you.
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Now I can't say for certain but I'm 90 percent are I bathed myself with dog shampoo last night
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
I offered to give him "road head" while he played GTA 5. I think he will be more optimistic about date night in the future.
If you're into enormous nipples, you should ask out my office's receptionist.
How awkward is it to have the guy you used to sleep with congratulate you on your engagement? I'll tell you. Very.
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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