Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
Just walked past a girl wearing nothing but flip flops and an oversized sweatshirt crying by the front gates eating pizza. i just found your soulmate.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
No one is allowed to go to bed until all bottles are finished, I don't want to feel my face tongiht. Do you understand?
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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