I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
Seriously, let me lead the intervention, my parents did like three with me. I know how it works.
I don't care how hungover you are were not listening to enya
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
Because you know it would be fucking amazing to get trashed and shatter the dreams of 12 year old girls. I might get a shirt.
its likemy ribs anf my hesrt aew cuddlingn
nothing like a cross blunt to celebrate the birth of our savior
There is a reason for guards on beard trimmers I just clipped a wrinkle on my sack so much blood
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
I'm basically the yoda of knowing when someone wants to sleep with you
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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