He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
Dude. Apparently I just smoked some stuff that's used for Nigerian spirit quests.
The sun is so bright. Whhyyyyy. EYES ARE DEAD.
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
You are the voice of reason. And I'm bringing wine. Like seriously this is his last chance. Don't touch me once, shame on you.. Don't touch me twice, shame on me
Dude we gotta go back to your cabin. left glenn. he's calling me crying and still drunk
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
somehow getting chased by a bulldozer was NOT on my to-do list for today. just saying
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
I'm so sorry for trying to eat your puzzle last night...
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