I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
at the bar. watching boys pee in urinals. when they come out we give them a thumbs up or a thumbs down. probbb shouldn't prop the bathroom door open with a bar stool....
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
Remember when we thought adulthood would be different than college?
It is different. We had hopes and dreams back then. Now we're just alcoholics.
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