I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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