Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
when you close your eyes do you see, that mystical creature will be me.
who is this?
I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
Apparently they want to see what I've been working on for the last three months. Can I just hand them a bunch of empty fifths?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He fed me jello shota while i was sitting on the toilet and then he peed in the shower
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
You where banging on the wall asking us where we hid the door...you then crawled under the deck thinking you'd be safe. I told you to eat the nachos before the party...I told you.....
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