i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
You put your shot glass in your waistband and then told me how convinent it was.
LSHMSFOAIDMT = laughing so hard my sombrero falls off and I drop my taco.
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I never thought people would keep their guns next to their fake plastic penises, but there they were.
The landlord wasn't even off the porch yet and she was packing a bowl, I can't imagine a better best friend
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
When are your genitals available?
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I’m 95% positive I adopted a bunny last night.
You had cocktails, didn’t you?
let me just take this time to thank you again for buying pudding.
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