Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
can't wait for January to be Over so I don't have to see all the fat resolutionists working out.
Eric and I got kicked off of karaoke last night. Apparently, singing about masturbation to the tune of "A Whole New World" is not appropriate and definitely frowned upon by the DJ.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
You know that pill i snorted last night? Yeh, its just hitting me now..... At work
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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