Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
We didn't want to make a pit stop so I just helped my husband pee in a bottle. No one told me this was part of love.
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
how drunk are you?
Several
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
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