Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
Nothing screams don't date me louder then having your baby as your profile pic
He was eating mac and cheese. Raw. Like as in he was eating the uncooked noodles then pouring the dry cheese in his mouth.
At the same time. Hot men feeding me brownies. In between rounds of sex.
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
I know and I love you for your valets putting your thong on your seat
Would it be tacky of me to tell the two girls I just found out he's been sleeping with on the side that I've been having gay sex with him all semester?
just peed in rthe mens room but seranaeded them with adelle the whole timee so they didnt mind
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Holy. Crap. I just found a hickey on my bikini line. He never got my pants off. WHO IS THIS MYSTICAL HOOKUP WIZARD?
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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