Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Well, I guess this was as good a night as any to find out I don't know how to use my fire extinguisher.
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He's in bed with me right now. I'm wearing a towel and all I could wish for is my freedom. And pizza.
Yeah I'm gunna date him. I figure its regular sex and maybe feelings will come in time...it worked for arranged marriages...
I wonder if that one guy remembers you sticking salami to his forehead when he was passed out on new years eve.
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
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