I CAN MOONWALK!
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
How long can I microwave pasta with a 20 percent alcohol content?
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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