oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
so my car got towed last night. I didnt know it cost 118 dollars to have a college experience
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
Did you get the "i have a yeast infection from that wet frat bathroom floor" text?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
If you wake up tomorrow and start to wonder.... Yes you did just eat mild sauce from taco bell out of the package while informatively yelling about the loss of my virginity
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
You decided it was too difficult to walk down the stairs so you just rolled across his kitchen floor laughing like a maniac and trying to drink at the same time
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
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