these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
I just got home. Seriously all I remember is taking out my contacts and putting your balls in my mouth.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
I have officially made out with every girl you've made out with, even the random you met on the Mexico flight
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
If there's anything else you're planning on stealing from me, please let me know so I can set it on fire
HOW DID I LET MYSELF GET SUCKED IN HE HAS A PENIS FOR PETE'S SAKE.
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