Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
She made me put my jeans under her mattress so that I wouldn't leave in the morning while she was still sleeping. Apparently I just look like "that guy".
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
They're making him take his shirt off cause they think he's the bouncer. We're in his backyard.
You looked up at me and said "I'm getting a mattress made out of this SHIT. Goodbye certa hellllllllo concrete!" then you started counting sheep
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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