i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
i think the whole apartment complex could hear you beating off last night
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
i must of done something right to please the booty call gods. . . maybe fucking that fat chick?
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
I don't know his last name, but he's in phone as Pat the conqueror.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
You ever feel like just rubbing your face in everything like a dog?
His parents bailed him out, the police said they found him on a curb trying to call people on his wallet, hahha. He had his wallet open to his ear callin people
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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