The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
There are sesame seeds in my vagina. This cannot be explained with logic.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
I was just trying to flirt with James Franco but she kept telling me to take shots out of Ron Burgundy's mouth
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
My sister gave me satin sheets. We can fuck on satin sheets.
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