So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
what the fuck. my fiance told me she called our wedding band last night and told them to perform "best i ever had" for our first dance
You kept running into the wall most of the night. When people asked you what you were doing you told them you were the kool-aid man and there was little kids on the other side of the wall who needed your juice
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
Bro. Some kids just drive-by judged the shit outta me.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
If I win the lottery I'm going to hire someone to skywrite "FUCKTARD" over his house. That much anger.
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize