i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
I don't care how drunk you were. Sending me a pic of your dick dressed as Uncle Sam with the caption "I want you" isn't an acceptable pick up line.
The last time I saw you, you were rolling around on the ground at the bar.....
.....well it was bound to be an interesting night since I was chasing my pulls with pulls....
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Bro, you're like, my right testicle. Can't go anywhere without you.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
All I remember about last st pattys day was I was in a bathtub with full bubbles, fully clothed, drinking out of a flamingo lawn ornament that someone cut a hole in.
I'm eating a bagel on the toilet and watching porn. Trust me, I've got my priorities straight.
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
We did blind alcohol taste testing and she got 10 of 10. I'm in love.
Randomize
