I pooped in a mop bucket.
WTF???
Their employee restroom was locked what kind of customer service is that
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
bro...we were banging on her floor and her dog walked in and started licking my balls
I was debating whether her purse was real then I saw her puke in it.
My mom is getting really tired of hearing the excuse 'it's 5 oclock somewhere'
We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
the russians are downstairs with the vodka loudly proclaiming happy birthday america. i don't care if it's the fourth, i care that it's 9 am and they woke me up.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
The Ex's are trying to talk to the GF. Game face bro.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
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