we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
just came on the shower curtain. sorry housekeeping.
I wish orgasms lasted as long as the pain from rug burn
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
you cried when she wouldn't let you have her bathroom rug.
My professors need to stop cancelling class. Bad things happen when I have too much free time on my hands. Bad things.
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Every single item that was in my fridge is now in my hot tub. Please help
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
chipped my right front tooth on a toilette. i figure if i keep drinking i won't care for at least 2 days
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