And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
I'm such a fucking super-fan. I was worried his cum would wash away his autograph.
Mike is so stoned. I just heard him quietly mutter to himself "rock a piss" as he walked down the hall to the bathroom
This essay is so getting done. I am spurred on by thoughts of test-driving your newly shaven face by sitting on it as soon as humanly possible.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
I just remember yelling "BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS BODY SHOTS" while I was streaking
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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