Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
There are only families here. I'm at the bar alone double fisting drinks. You cannot get any more approachable than I am now.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Randomize
