The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
kevin brought a 6ft brunette runway model with him tonight. Now, im not sure what the fuck the color of the " i get it, its over, Im ugly" flag is.... but i'll wave it.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
just added God to my list of friends who can only see my limited profile on facebook. its such a relief to know that He can't watch me fuck up my life anymore.
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
The bald eagles cry cause u drink canadian beer.
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
I don't think you understand I turned down McDonalds for you.
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