Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
I think the guy I was trying to dance with was an undercover cop...
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
We don't have any ice, so I'm using the frozen cognac to reduce the swelling on Abby's toe.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
