Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
there is nothing more satisfying than playing sudoku while pooping
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
She always manages to outslut me. I can't keep up
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I would think I was a stalker too if I wasn't myself
She walked in on her brother jacking off and she hasn't been the same since. She's been crying and shaking non-stop. It's been two weeks.
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
So in Aca Taco on grad night 1am, this bitch walks in alone drunk as fuck in her gown to the front of the line and says, "I graduated today...thank YOU"
Yea not today, I ending up taking a shit behind a tree last night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
The fact that my boss lets me drink on my lunch break makes Mondays much easier.
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