that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
just watched her puke in her purse and put it back on the bar. then half hour later put her hand in her bag to get a pen to give me her number. I bet she is game for anything
and then when she swallowed her birth control with a shot of vodka and looked in my direction, i knew it was time to go.
Dude feel your hair right now it feels so weird like pasta
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
Aaaaaaaand dick pic. God bless america, and god bless tinder.
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
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