Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
I just did a drunk experiment to find out what it looks like when you turn a burner on the stove on while wearing night-vision goggles. I may be blind in my right eye now.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
The fact that you got a stranger guy to buy you a pizza off tinder makes me feel amazing
we can no longer cook chicken in the house. his name is herbert, we are keeping him and can not eat his people in front of him.
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Get to the bar now. Ryan is single again and every skank on campus that has heard story about his dick is circling like a shark. A cock hungry shark
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