Raise your hand if you bought 2 annoying girls shots of water. CLOWNS.
If you want her to think you're a true humanitarian, you may want to stop referring to Hands Across America as "the Ghostbusters 2 of fund raisers."
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
I'm pretty sure that waking up butt ass naked with a bottle of 151 and a note that said "I didn't want to wake you up, but thanks" proves I had a good time....god bless America
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
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