I'm talking handstands, sex in broad daylight, waking me up in the middle of the night. CRAZY
handstands? WTF?
she was a gymnast
go to hell.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
could you please explain to me why my jumper cables are on my bedroom floor?
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
no. i discovered the *exact* amount of drugs i need to do to understand calculus.
WHAT THE FUCK KIND OF NINTENDO FILLED GLORIOUS ENCHANTING FANTASY LAND ARE YOU IN?! DUDE DID YOU MOVE TO THE 90S?!?!?!
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
Does having sex in an airport bathroom with a girl you just met at the bar count as the mile high club? ...no?
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
So chicken strips and confidence do not you make you sober.
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