in the bathroom helping her wash cum out her eye. pretty much explains my sex life
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
Its pretty simple actually, if she texts me either Grr or Rawr it means she is horny and wants to bone. its a perfect system
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Nah. And this is true. It's like you were trained by sexual Jedi or something.
*jedi wave* this is the penis you were looking for
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I wish to strangle
whoa there darth vader
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
In celebration of finishing my homework, lets drink tea w/ vodka
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