I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
Then you can skip the embarrassing can I date your ex since you're a lesbian now conversation
On a lighter note, the guy I gave a lap dance to then fell asleep on his crotch just facebook friend requested me..
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
How do I tell her I need the lights out when I'm getting head because she and my mom share a perm color
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Waking up early to fuck the hot DILF the day before Father's Day because I'm respectable like that
Too hungover to brush my teeth. took a swig of menthol schnapps instead. lazy or incredibly efficient?
Youre my hero
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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