Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
Judging by the grocery store, everyone stocked up on frozen pizza and beer for the blizzard. If our generation ever faces doomsday, we'll go out smiling.
Honestly, I don't care if the only reason she gave me her beer was because she was bisexual and wanted to touch my vagina. Beer is beer.
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
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