my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
I have green food coloring in my hair and just got a text from "Guy in the Yard"...so this morning is going just as you might imagine.
When people ask about my bruises, I'm just going to say it was a doorknob. Or possibly a group of doorknobs. Angry doorknobs.
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
For real, I've been ditched by my boyfriend twice today alone. I fucking shaved for this guy.
Somewhere out there, Gloria Steinem just started to cry.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
It was the cape. I can't control myself when I wear a cape.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
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