Fuck appropriateness.
So on facebook, the pictures from my church mission trip are right up next to the pictures of my first time on E. Sorry Jesus.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Archery is over so let's go back to not giving a fuck for the next 3 years and 11 months
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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